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1. ThemeLandia
for Eco-
logical Biofood Producers
5,30;-/8,40;-
The KorvatunturinMaa project for bioproducers is an EMOTR financed project
for entrepreneurs in biological and nature products in Savukoski. Zetor
salutes the great name of this enterprising project, and participates
in this project with a robust green salad.
2.
Plastic Blinnery 12,40;-
Now,
it is finally possible to acquire a DD cup by a safe, natural method.
The orally ingested filling includes a blini fried in clarified
butter,
served with herring caviar, salmon roe mousse and boiled
egg. No danger
of rejection.
3. Soap
Soup 8,40;-/12,90;-
The potatoes and onions kept frying fish, but the rainbow
trout cut in,
having already married white wine. What a creamy
soup that turned out
to be!
4. Plat
du Galapagos
8,40;-/12,90;-
The Galapagos Islands are so far away that no ordinary fisherman ever
gets there. That’s why we have developed the Plat du Galapagos:
butter herring, smoked fish, salmon roe mousse, boiled egg and potatoes.
5. Cliché-soup
8,40;-/12,90;-
It’s a deja vú all over again, said the man, and didn’t
skin his bear, because on the same token, he went back to business: Smoked
reindeer and cheese soup, vegetable butter and crispbread. The portion
took the feet right out of his mouth.
Available also without reindeer.
6. Netiquette
Explained
9,90;-/15,60;-
BRB = be right back
LOL = laughing out loud
OMG = Oh my God
RoFL = Rolling
on Floor Laughing
SOHMLFTSMTAOZ = Salad of herb marinated lamb fillet,
tossed salad, mayonnaise and tomato and onion in
Zetor.
7. 11,70;-
An updated version of our best-selling product. The components are smoked
Pielinen vendace in can and bread. Optional extras include a schnapps
(4 cl), and you can also get take-away vendace components from the
hat check girl. Suitable for two. This product will not be outsourced
to Asia.
8. Finnish
Pig Entrepreneurs
11,70;-
The Board members of the Association will conduct open meetings for their Hog
brothers in their own area during the spring of 2007. In these meetings, the
Hog brothers will examine accounts of their last years’ activities and
eat fried pork side in gravy with potatoes.
9. Oath to the
Nation 14,20;-
I hereby promise to uphold these values: beetroot and
blue cheese casserole, a succulent vegetarian dish of beetroot,
blue cheese, Emmental cheese and onions, served with country
potatoes and fried rye bread.
10. It Takes
Two to Tango
14,20;-
In this case, these two are
Rutabaga and mushrooms
And they
perform their tango in a stylish casserole.
11. Forging
the Sampo 15,90;-
Once upon a time, there were three bears who liked to forge the Sampo,
a horn of plenty. The Sampo spewed out worldly goods to the bears, but
one thing was missing in Sampo’s offerings: Zetor’s Hunter’s
Sandwich with 110 g pork fillet, mushroom sauce, grated
cheese and salad – because
it was so heavenly good.
12. Easy
Rider 16,20;-
As we know, world-famous rock stars can be difficult. They attach all
kinds of riders to their contracts, often asking for totally impossible
things to be brought to the backstage. One such megastar, whose name
we cannot reveal for legal reasons, wanted slices of salmon on
rye bread, gratinated with eggs, cheese and sour cream, with salad and
grandma’s
pickles.
13. Dr.
Feelgood’s unhealthy
dish 12,90;-
Are you unhealthily healthy? Don’t worry, with my patented SpecialHash© you
can overcome it! The special recipe for SpecialHash© includes
my patented Sausage©, Bacon©, Onion©, Fried egg© and
Diced Potatoes©. And that’s not all! I will throw
in a freebie, my extra nutritional Beetroot © and Pickles©.
To be digested orally, will leave the body through natural channels.
14. The
weather keeps a-
changing, vendance is a
constant! 14,40;-
As a style-conscious tractor bar, we keep serving the uncrowned national
fish dish - fried vendance. Vendance breaded in rye flour and fried cheek-to-cheek
in churned butter, traditional mashed potatoes and beetroot. A wedge
of lemon, shipped from faraway colonies, lends an international flavor
to the dish.
15. Clupea
harengus membras
13,80;-
The Baltic herring (Clupea harengus membras) is a sub-species of herring,
living in the Baltic sea and moving in shoals. The Baltic herring has
populations that breed at different times. This fish, the most important
catch fish in Finland, can also be spotted in Restaurant Zetor in the
dish containing fried Baltic herring fillets, boiled potatoes
and carrot purée.
16. Hewey,
Dewey and...
18,60;-
...mildly smoked salmon, cold-smoked salmon butter, dill potatoes and
sauerkraut stewed in sour cream.
17.
Controlled structural
change 11,60;-
With labour market policies, the next government agenda aims at changing
the structure of potatoes, anchovies and cream to create a strong enough
gratin to withstand the motion of censure by beetroot.
18.
Chicken á la Orimattila
College of Home Economics
16,80;-
The Orimattila
College of Home Economics starts its year-long homemaker program on
the 3rd of November. The applications have to be mailed before 1st
October with school records, testimony of reputation and medical certificate.
The successful applicants must cook the College’s traditional
dish: Fried breast of chicken, bacon, country cheese, country
fries and salad. For further information,
contact Principal Fanny Syrjänne, Orimattila, tel. 28
19.
Recommended by the
Union of Metal Workers
16,80;-
Comrades, it’s best to strike when the iron is hot. Get some fried
chicken fillet, hash potatoes, mushroom sauce and beetroot casserole,
because it’s made of steel, not wood!
20.
Half a chicken 17,50;-
Listen, the thing is like this: half a chicken in a
foil package with
garlic and rutabaga, served with country potatoes,
is a dish like no other! Additional Zetor retro cap,
bursting with erotic power, 2€.
21. Have
you ever seen the
rein, dear? 17,80;-
How about you try our reindeer stew, mashed potatoes and lingonberries?
22.
Carelian stew, located with
GPS 14,20;-
With our GPS satellites, we have located this dish as the Carelian
stew with boiled potatoes just a fraction of pseudo distance away.
23. Love
Poem by Meatballs
12,40;-
You’re always on my lips.
When you ripened from hamburger meat into
a meatball, my knees went all mashed potatoes.
When I asked you to join
my table, my words melted into Grandma’s gravy.
I can’t get
enough of you.
24. Snack
for the DDR
Women’s Shotput Team 10,40;-
Sausage, country potatoes and home-made mustard. Nothing green!
25.
Slip into something more
comfortable 27,80;-
The reindeer fawn roast slipped into a potato
hash and poured cranberry
red wine sauce all over itself. Then it burned the midnight oil so that
the country cheese got warm. This caused the sauerkraut
to stew in its sour cream, and the mood was set for the evening.
26.
Redneck rifle 18,90;-
Caliber: 220 g double-breaded pork fillet
Additional ammo: mashed potatoes,
lingonberry and carrot purée
Range: Long
27. Gimme Formula 21,30;-
Gimme Räikkönen was cruising in his Ferrari so fast that the
other driver’s couldn’t keep up. “Let’s hope
he doesn’t crash his minute steak into the sour
cream, country potatoes and tomato-onion salad”, they
all prayed.
28.
Tractormen’s steak 26,90;-
Finnish 220g marble fillet steak, tamed
with Zetor, makes for a happy man!
Fueled
by straight-forward garlic butter and red cabbage
and bacon fried on the bonnet. All topped with a
big helping of potato hash, and you should not
have trouble finding a seat on any hay stack.
Zetor Dynamite Diesel Steak!
29.
Tankerousli guud fuud
23,40;-
Diör ministörs, in Finland vii iit this veri tankerousli guud
fuud vere tere is lamb fillet, lamb minced meat in a cabbage
leave, sauerkraut stewed in sour cream and potatoes. Tu juu anderständ?
30. Man,
I feel like a Tin Man
8,20;-
Dorothy and the Lion were eating in Zetor. A handsome rye pie
with blueberries ran past them, dressed in a tin cup and all covered with vanilla
ice cream. Dorothy said to the Lion: “We’re not in Kansas anymore.”
31.
Business City pancakes
5,50;-
Lahti is the buzzing center of Finnish business life, not least because
of pancakes, whipped cream and raspberry compote.
32. Miss
Vanilla Rice and
Raspberry Compote 2007
6,80;-
Zetor’s Miss Vanilla Rice and Raspberry Compote 2007 is Miss Kiira
Korpi. “She’s sweet and bright to look at. And she also skates
very nicely, I guess”, said the jury.
33.
Hidden Agenda 9,20;-
Our young nation has demonstrated exceptional cunning in getting around
the Prohibition. When you ask for the Hidden Agenda from our staff, we
will serve you country cheese and liquermarinated arctic cloudberries.
34.
This Is Your Captain
Speaking 9,10;-
Welcome to this chartered flight to Torremolinos! In
order for you to be able to achieve the requisite holiday spirit, we
will be serving chocolate cake with a malty twist and strawberries
in brandy. And don’t forget to give a hearty applause when we land.
35.
Lord, so Heavy! 7,10;-
Lingonberries cut with whipped hair, black
currants with double bass combined into a sherbet with electric guitar riff testing
your eardrums.
36.
Engaged 8,20;-
Apple pie and vanilla ice cream In Restaurant Zetor, 1st Jan
2007
Witnessed by: Syrup
37.
You May Already Be A
Winner 4;-
The main prize is free selection from small desserts: two arctic
cloudberry marmalades or brandy nut cheese and crisp
rye bread.
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