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ZETOR has reached mythical proportionz!
Itz' hiztory has become so tied up in legend that even we
are not sure what'z
true any more (the future is a little mysterious too...) so
we can't guarantee the accuracy of any information on this page!
Take the quiz below anyway,and see how you fare!
(place cursor over ANSWER
for... the answer)
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| 1933:
Field Marshal Mannerheim was awarded the Zetor
Medal after a large lunch during which he
consumed 7 plates of meatballz. |
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| 19??:
Someone had the bright idea of buying a bunch
of old traktorz and parking them in Zetor. |
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| 1956:
Zetor briefly experimented with automatic
sausage machines, with disappointing results. |
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| 1952:
Miss Zetor went on to become Miss Finland,
and then Miss Universe. |
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| 1953:
After a particularly hard day, parliamentarianz
voted unanimously to quit negotiationz&
head to Zetor. |
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| 1972:
In order to prepare the finest Finnish tervasnapsi,
or "tar drink", Zetor purchased a
tar pit (complete with woolly mammoth) at a
secret location somewhere in the centre of Finland. |
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| 2003:
Zetor is preparing a challenge yacht &
crew for the America'z Cup 2007, following
the debacle in 2002 when its' contender yacht
sank off the coast of Sweden during trialz.
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| 1950's
- present: Zetor has been producing quality-built,
top-value traktorz, and has sold over one million. |
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| 2010:
Completion of Zetor's ultra-sonic aircraft should
make the popular Osaka-Helsinki flight possible
in a little over 3 hourz. |
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| 2007:
In total secrecy Zetor is preparing the 2008
launch of the ZETOR MOTOR RACING TEAM. |
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| 1938:
As building expanded in central Helsinki, Zetor's
air shuttle service was stopped due to a shortage
of landing space. |
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| 1986:
Unable to come to Helsinki as often as he'd
like, Hemmo Makkaralainen of Herranniemi tried
to recreate Zetor in his own barn. |
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| Occasionally:
The Leningrad Cowboys have been seen in Zetor
drinking, dining, and partying the night away
in their own unique fashion. |
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| Always:
Guestz of Zetor have the pleasure of meeting
our in-house bovine babe, Bertha!. |
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